Soooo, the "fake blogs" award came out. "Flogs", as they are called. I won't give it away, but someone very deserving got the award.
Speaking of the award, it's worth the price of admission alone to see the actual award they hand out. Priceless.
I would like to volunteer to be a "Shlog". A shill blog. I will endorse almost anything in exchange for money. I can make a convincing "swoosh" noise with my mouth, and I can claim that McDonalds helped me to lose 5 pounds.
Heck, if Dow Corning paid enough, I'd make the claim that asbestos tastes like chicken.
So c'mon, hit me up. I want a Wii. :)
Ok, going to go live my life now.